Pitbulls aren’t evil, the bastards who put them against each other are.
the fuckin dog is like
should i lick the bun
i’m gonna lick the bun
*licks the bun*
Autumn, the most beautiful time of the year. Except that in San Antonio it’s always just been hot. It’ll be interesting to see what Dallas is like in the Fall.
Pattie, Judy, Beebe, and Connie.
Dascha Polanco at the Tracy Reese Fashion Show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2015
I love her face. And hair. And curves. Like if I was a woman I’d want to look something like that.
The American Hogwarts Houses
Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.
Good. Night. I’m done.
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
I actually wear Wolfthorn. I guess the closest that would make me is a Slytherin? Which is… okay, accurate.
So I came home from school to see my 7 year old sister putting skittles with my antidepressants, I went up to her and asked “Hey what you doing?” She looked at me, smiled and said “Skittles make me happy so I put them with your medicine that makes you happy so you can be extra happy.” That was the cutest thing i’ve ever heard.
how can you not reblog this
I’m gonna scream
get the fuck out
I want Plankton to plow my ass into the 4th dimension, I want my ass to be the reason he doesn’t give up when he fails to steal the krabby patty formula, I want you to send me to bikini bottom with 40 tanks of oxygen cause I’m gonna be on that dick for 40 days and 40 nights and then some I don’t give a fuck I’ll die riding that dick
please calm down ma’m
I’m a guy
i can never not reblog this.